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How to Survive World War Trump

David (Admin) February 19, 2017 0
How to Survive World War Trump

What’s the worst case scenario over the next four years? What if President Trump fires off another controversial tweet or hangs up on the wrong world leader one day, setting off a turn of events that leads to WWT: World War T(rump).

Aside from waiting for Time Machine Task-Force teams from the future to travel back to 2017 to ensure that Doomsday doesn’t happen – here are some items you can stock up on for a possible DEFCON: Orange One

Wise Five Day Emergency Survival First Aid Kit with Food & Water for One Person

Price: $59.99

Where to buy: Click here for $20.00 off at eBay

Worst Case Scenario: A foreign power cozies up to Trump and gets close enough to poison America’s food and water supply. Your mission is to go on a 5-day journey to decontaminate the Hoover Dam.

This survival kit provides a 5-day supply of fresh water and food, including the following:

  • 32 TOTAL SERVINGS (Including Apple Cinnamon Cereal, Brown Sugar Cereal, Creamy Pasta, Southwest Beans and Rice, Hearty Tortilla Soup, and Whey Milk)
    5 X 4.227 FL. OZ. WATER POUCHES, PORTABLE STOVE (Including Fuel Tablets)
  • 42 PIECE FIRST AID AND HYGIENE KIT (Including 37 Piece Bandage Kit, N95 Dust Mask, Pocket Tissues, 3 Wet Naps and Waste Bag)

Pratical Fire Starter Camping Survival Flint Lighter Bottle Opener Magnesium Rod

Price: $3.47

Where to buy: Click here for 30% off at eBay

Worst Case Scenario: An enemy of the state launches an EMP strike that knocks out power across the U.S. Eastern seaboard for a week. While repair crews are scrambling to restore power, you are literally a shining beacon of light in your neighborhood, thanks to your Flint Lighter.

It can be used anywhere, anytime and in any condition, including moist weather or low temperature.

How to use:
1.Scrape some magnesium powder on inflammable materials, like paper or branch.
2.Place the flint on ground at about 45 degree and 2.5 cm from the magnesium powder scraped, then scrape the flint fast to produce some sparks so as to light up the inflammable materials.

Emergency Survival Solar Crank Self Powered AM/FM/WBNOAA Radio Phone Charger

Price: $34.97

Where to buy: Click here for only 2 left in stock at eBay

Worst Case Scenario: After months of planning, Australia has finally gotten revenge for the slight of Trump rudely hanging up on their Prime Minister by bugging every phone in the nation. In an effort to stay “off the grid” , you’ll need your own power source.

This emergency power source has features such as:

  • A digital LCD radio that comes with an AM/FM/WB(NOAA) 7 weather bands, a powerful 3 LED flashlight, cell phone charger with cables and jack accessories.
  • Multiple ways to power/charge the radio: hand crank to wind up internal alternator, expose to sunlight to charge by solar panel, DC recharge by connecting the mini USB cable to computer.
  • You can use the radio to recharge Cell Phones, iPhones, iPads, IPods, MP3s/MP4s, USB devices with no cranking. Other crank chargers require continuous hand cranking to charge a device but not this radio.
  • Cables, USB Jack, micro USB, and Mini USB Jack are included.
  • High quality rubberized housing is waterproof and it is ideal for hiking, camping, stored in a car trunk, or any emergency kit.

Survival Gear Tools 14-1 Credit Card Multitool- Best SAS Survival Kit Multi-tool

Price: $6.99

Where to buy: Only 10 left at eBay

Worst Case Scenario: As leader of the Quest Tribe during the Resistance, you’ll have to pack light while moving quickly and staying one step ahead of the Empire’s forces. Your gadgets and tools will have to be compact and multi-purpose. The credit card sized tool features the following:

– saw

– approx 2.5 ft of strong cord (strong enough to make a crude bow or shelter tie)

-can opener

-bottle opener (easily open soda or beer bottle opener)

-4 hex nut wrench

-nail pry/puller

-SOS Codes

-2 pocket knife edges

-2 standard screwdrivers

-butterfly wrench

-lanyard hole (for fishing line or cord)


-direction location guide hole

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Price: $168.99

Where to buy: Selk’bag Original 5G Evergreen Onesie Sleeping Bag on sale at ThinkGeek.com

Worst Case Scenario: A roving squadron of Sentinels patrols each city, looking for outcasts and undocumented citizens. There’s no time for sleep. But when you do sleep, you better be ready to get up and run at a moment’s notice.

The wearable sleeping bag can help you quickly get up and go when you are an illegal alien on the run (by the end of the first term, anyone opposing the Empire could be declared one!) Better yet, get the Chewbacca one here:
Star Wars by Selk’bag Chewbacca Onesie Sleeping Bag – Kids M


Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit – Exclusive by ThinkGeek

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit - Exclusive by ThinkGeek

Price: $29.99

Where to buy: Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit – Exclusive by ThinkGeek

If you are going to be a rebel in a Trump Empire, you might as well be geeky cool about it with this multi-tool kit that is shaped like the Millennium Falcon! Get yourself out of tight jams using an array of hidden pliers, screwdrivers, and wrenches…while other rebels look upon your tool kit with fanboy respect.






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